How to Tell if Your Girlfriend is Using Steroids
If you are questioning whether your girlfriend is on steroids, then please look over the warning signs below.
1. Her Libido is Out of Control!!
Most people will think that you are crazy. Your girlfriend wants to do “IT” all the time, and you are complaining? Well, even too much of a good thing is bad. Especially when she demands to be on top EVERY time.
2. You Wear the Same Size Shirts!!
At first it is really cool that your Girlfriend wears your t-shirts. What’s not cool is when you start to notice that some t-shirts missing. I thought you wanted a girlfriend, not a roommate. Especially not cool if she wears your dress shirts.
3. She Can Spot You with Ease!!
It is really cool to have a Girlfriend that you can work out with. It’s even cooler if she can spot you. Just not that cool if she can spot you on 20 second negatives with a max load on the bar. Picking 100lbs off your chest is one thing. Picking 300lbs of your chest with ease is quite another.
4. Things Start to Grow!!
Steroids affect secondary sex traits. What does that mean? If she isn’t careful, parts of her anatomy will actually grow (Rhymes with Hit). It’s not cool if your girlfriend is packing more than you.
5. She Starts Using Your Razor!!
You start to notice that your razors don’t seem to last as long as they used to before you started dating your girlfriend. You chalk this up to a bad batch of razors. It’s not until you also notice that your shaving cream isn’t lasting as long that you start to get worried. A beard is cool… Just not on your Girlfriend.
Your Girlfriend taking steroids isn’t the worst thing in the world. Hey, she never has a "headache" or cries much. However, if you like your women to be more “girly,” then pay head to the warning signs above.
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